Who's a misogynist now, beyotch?
Kristiana H., rightKristiana H., a dim, racist Texan who I recently had the pleasure of hosting, has called me out on her blog as a "misogynist loser."
She made this judgment on the basis of my having spoken out against women -- namely a woman, namely her, namely when I kicked her drunken ass out of my apartment at 1AM on Saturday.
In any event, I'd like to state publicly that, while I am indisputably a HUGE loser, I am not a misogynist. Even if I did hate women, it would only be exactly as much as I hate men -- but the thing is, I TOTALLY LOVE women. They're such babes!
And when it comes to females I love, the woman who really wears the pants in my heart is the amazingly hottt Snorg Tees girl who always shows up in MySpace ads (see: amazingly hottt girl pictured at right).
Oh Snorg girls! Who in their right mind could deny suffrage to YOU!?
Anyway, to Kristiana H. (who, incidentally, graduates from Columbia j-school today): I don't know if you read my blog, but if so, hopefully I've set the record straight. If not, please let me know, and I will continue (a) recommending Wonkette and (b) posting photos of amazing hotties whom I respect for both their bodies and their hair.
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14 comments:
Am I the champ yet of checking your blog?
What's with that chick? It's like you always said "women are not as good as men and need to be treated as such" I couldn't agree more.
To be fair, I only said that because I'd been subpeonaed by Congress.
You are the champ of checking my blog. Now where's Lemmy and Kosar? I was promised daily blogging and I would like to see some daily blogging.
Holy Jesus, I just remembered that the Cavs are playing right now. I was so busy persecuting Mexicans that I almost forgot.
50-45 Cavs at halftime!? Dios mio!!!
GO DEAN! That ruled. I read it aloud and Brian and I applauded. I know you love you some women, I'm on your side.
I can't believe you get mad at a woman for calling you a misogynist loser. She's hot, which entitles her to priviledges us ugly people can't possibly fathom. She is exempt from most major felonies including beastiality. Just thought you should know.
Hugs and Kisses,
Scott
Roger,
I'm thinking about coming out to Vegas in the next few weeks. Please stock your apartment with the appropriate supplies. Namely Ben and Jerry's ice cream and condoms. I'm not going to use the comdoms for sex, but let's just say a kilo of cocaine won't be making the trip back to LA in my suitcase.
Scott,
Please keep discussion of your nightlife where it belongs, on craigslist's "casual encounters" listings.
Dean
Roger,
What should I have for lunch toda? Either Mexican or Italian. Let me know.
Scott
Dean:
I am psyched that I am the champ of checking your blog. When I said that I would blog daily I meant on your blog not on Lemmy and Kosar. I am a simple union man who does not know the ways of setting up a fantastic blog such as yours to properly glorify the likes of Lemmy and Kosar.
Scott:
Asking me to stock my apartment with ice cream and condoms is like asking you to stock your apartment with filthy porn. Lord knows you don't need to ask. As for lunch I recomend a beef chimichanga with a refreshing glass of horchata to drink and some lovely fried ice cream for desert.
I recommend neither Italian nor Mexican, as they were both brought in by dirty immigrants.
You're in America, have something American. Like American cheese on white bread, washed down with an ice-cold glass of President's Choice ginger ale.
Leah, thanks. Call me anytime before Saturday or after Sunday.
unreasonably bitter much?
"unreasonably bitter" is my middle name.
Alice, the hot Snorg girl:
http://www.geocities.com/alicefansociety
yeah, dude, you mentioned that.
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