Q: Do the Muppets bring new meaning to gonzo porn?

Cooper: Envious of Statler, Waldorf's enormous hands

A: They do now, courtesy of the Edinburgh Fringe festival, where Muppet heir Brian Henson & co. -- on the heels of sucesses like "Avenue Q" and Team America -- have introduced a dirty puppet improv show that may or may not be coming to a television near you:

Miss Piggy would blush - Muppet creators go adult [Reuters]

Which reminds me of a funny Gawker-linked blog from several weeks ago, that may or may not have been written by Janice of the Electric Mayhem.

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SPEAKING OF the Gawker Media blog empire: If you don't recognize unlucky library masturbator Mike Cooper (above, with Statler and Waldorf), you should probably check out coverage over on Deadspin, author Will Leitch's sports blog.

The Clevelanders among you will be pleased to learn that it involves WKYC investigative jackass Carl Monday, among other humorous mustaches.