Q: Is there ass yet left untapped, Owen Wilson?

Actor/writer/poonhound Owen Wilson still manages to be distracted by newly unveiled pairs of breasts, despite having handled over 450,000 of them.

Yes, he is a man of a prodigious sexual appetite, having most recently bedded co-star/MILF Kate Hudson (leaving Black Crowes frontman Chris Robinson, her hard-to-handle husband, with nary a mama's candle to light).

All of which begs the question:


POST-JUMP: Headline paint-by-numbers + an exciting update from Owen's genitals.

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RECENT COVERAGE OF the Wilson-Hudson tryst:

• You, Me & Kate [Daily Telegraph]
• You, Me & Owen Wilson? [Channel 9, Australia]
• You, Me & a Cheating Spree [CBS-2 Chicago]
• You, Me & the Inconvenient Husband I Have at Home [Toronto Star]
• Forget You & Me, Does Kate Hudson Just Want Dupree? [CinemaBlend]
• You, Me & Who Cares? [AdelaideNow]
• Wedding Crasher? [Miami Herald]
  

Jeez, Florida, get with the times.

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Oh, pardon me, Owen Wilson has something to add...

Wow. That disturbed even me.