Q: How is Blogger celebrating Abundance of John Green Day?

A: With a brilliant impersonation of the most famous scene from John Green's first book, Looking For Alaska.

...i.e., , by going down.

Or, if you prefer: by sucking.

Or, if you prefer: by exploding in a fiery car crash, without explanation or warning.

I hate you, Blogger. Anyway, we seem to be back up and running now. Yay.