Q: Are the Democrats done in the race for supremacy in the Senate?

A: Yes, sadly. They fought a good fight, but with Harold Ford's disappointing defeat to Julia Corker's dad (see: sexy bisexual teen pictured above) in Tennessee, it looks like the Dems will fall just short of the 51 votes neede--OMG WAIT HOLD THE PHONE!!!

BREAKING NEWS FROM MISSOURI!

McCaskill leapfrogs Talent!

Plus, Tester pulls ahead of Burns in Montana! Webb retaining slight lead over Allen in Virginia! Ladies and gentlecrats, IT'S ON!

Keep the midnight oil a-burnin' with T.A.M.S.Y., folks. We've still got plenty of beer left.