Q: What's the preferred method of birth control for the dad from "Cheaper By the Dozen"?

A: Uh, probably the rhythm method. But if he ever decided to switch things up, he'd certainly appreciate the time efficiency of Pronto condoms, part of the fight against AIDS in South Africa.



Because, like, the dad character really liked things that saved time. You know, in the book and stuff. Yeah, sometimes it's hard to think up titles for these posts.

Hey, another excellent way to protect yourself from AIDS is to move to Cleveland, interact with no women, and blog a lot.