Q: How am I celebrating being named Time's "Person of the Year"?

A: Same way as grandma here. Hookers and blow.

Time's Person of the Year is MEEEEEE. And some old bag. [Time]

The blogging community is probably going to criticize Time for this decision. But then, the blogging community probably hasn't seen this lady knit.

Still, I can't help but feel like the success is going to her head.