Sunday, December 17, 2006

Q: How am I celebrating being named Time's "Person of the Year"?

Time's Person of the Year 2006 is you, old lady
A: Same way as grandma here. Hookers and blow.

Time's Person of the Year is MEEEEEE. And some old bag.
[Time]

The blogging community is probably going to criticize Time for this decision. But then, the blogging community probably hasn't seen this lady knit.

Still, I can't help but feel like the success is going to her head.

GET YOUR GODDAMN HANDS OFF MY TIME PERSON OF THE YEAR AWARD, ASSHOLE

please comment. it makes me look popular.