Q: Is brain damage the new Viagra?

A: No, because you have to pay for Viagra. Brain damage is not only free, it's a potential gold mine.

• Injured man wins damages for sex overdrive [Reuters]

LONDON - A devout Christian who said an accident at work boosted his libido and wrecked his marriage as he turned to prostitutes and pornography was awarded more than 3 million pounds ($5.89 million) in damages Tuesday.

Stephen Tame, 29, from Suffolk, suffered severe head injuries in a fall, transforming him from a loyal newlywed into a "disinhibited" character who had two affairs.

The good news for Mr. Tame is that he'll have plenty of pocket money for hookers and blow. The bad news is...hold on, I'm still looking for the bad news. Oh, I guess you can count it as bad news that he'll suffer eternity in the Second Circle of Hell.

Virgil to Dante: "The girls in this place are totally easy."

Anyway, the next time you suffer a massive head trauma in the workplace, just think of it as a very lucrative time to have an affair. You'll be carousing all the way to the bank.

In related news, Scott Baio has announced that he will be suing God.