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Dorothy: There's no place like homo
And yes, it's everything I always dreamed it would be. I'm like the blogosphere's Judy Garland, except even more beautiful.
Unfortunately for those visitors looking for gay lovemaking tips (including the Brit whose recent visit tipped me off), I can't think of any gay lovemaking tips off the top of my head. Presumably, though, good gay sex is as easy as the ol' golden rule. Also lube.
DID YOU KNOW? The evening of gay-icon Garland's funeral coincided with the start of New York City's Stonewall riots, when the Village's gay barflies raised themselves up by their tight leather bootstraps to fight back against police intimidation, thus sparking the gay liberation movement.
Wikipedia notes the Garland connection may be coincidental, but I suspect it was indeed a bit of mournful Drunk Eye for the Queer Guy that spurred these Friends of Dorothy on to the most fabulous fisticuffs in the history of civil disobedience. As a result of their boozy bravery, of course, gays would never be discriminated against again. Or I assume that's how it ended -- I haven't finished the article.
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