Q: Why hate the Drake?

A: Because he's the worst curse ever. From the childhood diary of Will Nolan:



The audio was recorded at Mortified, a traveling carnival of adolescent embarrassment that showcases excerpts from the earliest written works of its cast (as featured on This American Life).

The official book, Mortified: Real Words. Real People. Real Pathetic., was released last week. It'd make a fine Christmas gift for anyone still haunted by the demons of their youth. Which is everyone.