Q: Why is Lamb Chop rolling in her grave?

A: Because some Internet nerds have come up with a totally superior variation on the song that doesn't end.

It's got a beat, and you can dance to it! Or you can very closely approximate the area of a circle to it, anyway.

Nerdiest of all, though, is that the song seems to have been composed specifically according to the conventions of math rock.

Or at least, I think it fits that definition: "complex, atypical rhythmic structures, stop/start dynamics and angular, dissonant riffs." I actually have no idea what all those fancy music-larnin' words mean, so I'll defer to my commenters.

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Just for the sake of completeness, here's Lamb Chop's song that never ends.



Later this century, that video will be included among the body of evidence the robots use to justify the human genocide. It will be a unanimous decision.