Q: Cincinnati, Ohio — wholesome and pure, or down to your yin-yang in poontang?

POINT: There ain't no sin in Cincinnati
since I been in Cincinnati
I gotta get out of Cincinnati
or else I'll go plumb dumb
and batty...

One Ring Zero
Natty Man Blues
As Smart as We Are: The Authors Project, 2004

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COUNTERPOINT: Talk about poontang!

Right down to your yin-yang!
Down by the banks of the O-Hi-O!

Roogalator
Cincinnati Fatback
Play It by Ear, 1977

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CREDITS: Original Cincinnati skyline pic pilfered from Flickr user ~Jana~. Point/counterpoint humor pilfered from The Onion.

The lyrics to the excellent "Natty Man Blues" are by author Paul Auster. And if you ever have the chance to see Brooklyn's One Ring Zero play live, DO IT.