Thursday, February 15, 2007

Q: How are we dealing with Anna Nicole Smith's death?

A: Earlier this week, I lamented the fact that so many people were trying to make themselves believe Anna Nicole Smith hadn't died at all. So I'm relieved to report that I'm no longer receiving many Google hits for "Anna Nicole Smith alive". The first step is acceptance!

The next step is, of course, hosting a séance.

contacting Anna Nicole Smith's ghost
I tried calling her myself, but St. Peter said she was in the bath.

3 comments:

happy and blue 2 said...

So is she really alive then, ha,ha..

Dean Simakis said...

Only and always in our hearts.

Sean said...

Anna Nicole beyond the grave..... I wonder if she will be more coherent then she was in the flesh??