Q: Is Anna Nicole Smith our generation's Elvis?
A: Aside from the struggles with drug abuse and weight fluctuation, dead sex symbols Anna Nicole and Elvis might have something new in common: not being dead.
Or more specifically, crazy people thinking they're not dead. That's the impression I get from T.A.M.S.Y.'s newly most popular Google hit: anna nicole smith alive.
Both Smith and Presley famously enjoyed phoenix-esque resurgences, so maybe we shouldn't be surprised if America's still waiting for the most unlikely Comeback Special yet. A nation can dream, can't it?
RELATED: Thanks to you, beloved readers, for making last week T.A.M.S.Y.'s second-most-visited, most-commented-on week ever. At this rate of ad-revenue growth, I'm certain I'll be able to retire comfortably by 2044.
RELATED #2: As I finished writing that, I received an email saying I'm one of the finalists for my most recent submission to Overheard in New York's ongoing headline contest. I can't even remember what my entry was, but suffice to say it was probably disgusting.
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2 comments:
So will there be rumors that Anna Nicole is really still alive? like Tupac and Elvis? Perhaps working at a BK Lounge in Buffalo?
Not to rain on your parade but I won a Overheard in NY Contest (posted here: http://mcwasp.blogspot.com/2006/12/sex-does-sell.html#links)
I did win and supposedly you get a signed copy of the book... But a few months later.. No book.. I still love the site though..
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