Q: What would Osama do?

A: Don't listen to all this gobbledygook about "bin Laden's dead, blah blah blah."¹ Osama is alive and well — and his latest plot is so nefarious, your city just might be scared stupid. I mean, assuming your city is already stupid.

• Osama Teen Hunger Force [College Humor]
  

And wow, wow, that clip is just hilarious. Is College Humor always this good? I've generally tried to avoid them, because I associate "college humor" with waking up in a puddle of my own vomit. Which I also associate with "Thursdays." [link #1 via Wonkette; #2 via Wired]

Sorry today's been quiet, aside from the very exciting legal wrangling of the previous post (will follow-up on that shortly-ish).

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¹ Just kidding, by the way; Osama = obviously dead. Not that it affects national security in any tangible way, but just for the record.