Q: Will we ever be able to make peace with Iran and the Arab World?
A: No. It's a hopeless cause. We're different cultures with different philosophies, torn apart by centuries of conflict and hatred. Axis of Evil, etc. There is no possible way we could ever become allies with these, our most bitter and dangerous enemies. Diplomacy is meaningless. The apocalypse is guaranteed. Duck and cover.
Oh, by the way, Russia is opening up ten Starbucks this summer. Totally unrelated. I don't even know why I'm mentioning it.
Welcome to Moscow Starbucks: Your barista today is Nikita.
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Obviously, we need only sit down together over a $5 latte and all will be well.
Arabs love coffee too, you know.
your photoshop skills are improving!
Just wait 'til you see my post on who really planned 9/11. It's got some of my finest shoddy Photoshopping yet.
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