Q: Garfield gay???

A: Get real! Sheesh! NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO WWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!! Or anyway, that's how this guy feels about it.

Why not? You've already got a beard.

Money quote:

I can't explain it here, but Garfield has been a very important part of my life for a very long time.

Oh newsgroup members. What won't you say?

I found Jym Dyer's life-ruining story via the always-content-rich comments pages over on the always-awesome Comics Curmudgeon (whom The Week has shrewdly named its Blogger of the Year). The same post also contained "Protectors of the Earth," a solid nugget of stoner-comedy gold:



But hey, I'm kind of a sucker for jokes about Mark Trail. And cougar sound effects.