Q: Why hath I forsaken thee?

A: So a couple of weeks ago, that Bush-is-probably-not-a-rapist post got bumped up to the #1 spot on reddit unexpectedly (and sort of inexplicably). The sudden influx of readers was initially very exciting, but also forced me to learn the hard way that — despite my many previous claims to the contrary — GooglePages does have a bandwidth limit after all (albeit an undisclosed one).

Suddenly, all of the images and mp3s I host through my homepage died, leaving T.A.M.S.Y. even more hideous than usual. I could have fixed it with an hour or so of redistributing files to other hosts, but I'm lazy, and besides, had already met my meager analytics goals for the month. So I ended up taking a two-week nap (and focusing instead on my oft-delayed move to California, and my beloved Cavaliers and Indians, etc.), in a Metal Machine Music-esque attempt to alienate any new fans. Pretty sure I was successful there.

Anyway, I've now fixed the bandwidth issues, and unveiled my 4,000th redesign. So welcome to the new T.A.M.S.Y., now featuring 60% more Greekness.