Q: Are you happy now, Consumerist?

A: Faced with dwindling international confidence in its occasionally poisonous exports, China erred on the side of caution and executed the former chief of its food and drug administration. PUBLIC RELATIONS CRISIS = AVERTED! HURRAY!

Of course, if the president prime minister shadowy cabal that runs China had really wanted to impress the West, they would have handled this the American way: by commending the FDA chief for his magnificent work, and then promoting him.