Q: Does Harry Potter burn out or fade away?

A: As first reported very early this morning on TorrentFreak, J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows — the most eagerly anticipated book in the history of paper — has leaked to the Internet four days ahead of its scheduled release date.

On one hand, T.A.M.S.Y. hates to ruin a surprise. On the other hand, with the cat already out of the bag, there's really no point in waiting.

SO HERE IT IS — the final page of the final chapter of the final successful book series ever. Click to enlarge:

SPOILER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Of course, there's no point in buying the book now, but if you need an extremely heavy paperweight, this will do.