Q: The iPhone has already ended the Iraq war, cured cancer, and rescued thousands of kittens from burning homes — but will it blend?

A: Another entry from the In-Case-You-Missed-It Dept.:

[via WFMU and Sullivan and a kajillion other places]

Cheap thrills. (Oh, unless you're Haitian, in which case it's five years' salary worth of thrills. But then, Michael Bay's Transformers is approx. 1.5 million years' salary worth of thrills, so I suppose it's all relative.)