Q: Is President Bush gellin'?

A: Yuh huh. Like a felon. [via Sullivan]

(Earlier today, I was going to make a joke about the motto for Folgers coffee being "The best part of wakin' up..." but I decided it wasn't timely enough. And yet gellin' jokes still = comedy gold? Yes, yes they are. Also, dude, get a Dell.)

Anyway, where was I? Oh right, George W. Bush is so going to prison, circa 2011. Patience.