Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Q: It's 5AM — do you know where my Senator is?

A: No, seriously, has anyone heard from Ohio Senator Sherrod Brown? I'm worried about the effects staying up all night might have on him. The man already sounds like Tom Waits. If his voice gets any more gravelly, he might start literally coughing up shards of slate.

In case you missed the news, Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid is proving that the Democrats mean business on the Iraq war by forcing everyone in the Senate to hang out and listen to boring speeches all night.

Actually, they weren't all boring. For instance, Sen. Tom Harkin of Iowa employed some very compelling visual aids:

Senator Tom Harkin of Iowa wants to go home"Guys, c'mon, I spent like 45 minutes at Kinko's."

I recorded some of the night's other thrilling moments off of C-Span. Here are the highlights:

if you can read these words, you're missing out on a hilarious Lionel Richie joke

If Reid is not successful in the effort to end debate over Iraq, aides say he will indeed follow through on his threat to party Karamu fiesta forever.

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