Q: Wait, cocaine?

A: Swiss scientists have discovered "A Nasal Spray to Shed Your Shyness."

University of Zurich researchers have created a spray that can relieve people of shyness, and help them socialise with others.

The spray is very easy to use, and an individual can boost self-confidence just by squirting it up the nose.

Amazing! Now if only science could develop some kind of smokable herb to stimulate creativity, relieve nausea and mitigate the symptoms of glaucoma, I'd be really impressed.