Q: When is a Bush administration Friday afternoon news dump GOOD news?

A: Hmmm. Today?

Hey! That does sound like good news!

Oooh, good guess, Washington Post. But the correct answer, submitted by the New York Times, is never:

Hey! That sounds like the EXACT OPPOSITE!

I guess what it comes down to is whether you take the administration's bullshit at face value or not. So A+ to the NYT for reading comprehension. Maybe Tom Tomorrow is rubbing off on them.

Point being, don't trust headlines. Or the liberal media. Or conservatives. Or anyone but me.

In other news, Satan is getting Bush and Cheney's room ready.