Q: Is the free world's most loathed enemy finally dead?

A: I just received a phone call from my close personal friend Fidel Castro, who is reporting to T.A.M.S.Y. exclusively that Perez Hilton is dead.

The official announcement will be made sometime in the next 65 years.

Everyone in Los Angeles, please be mindful of each other's flaws, and keep your cocaine intake below .05 grams.

UPDATE: Fidel just texted me this photo: