Q: Snakes, you say? On a plane? My word.

A: Seriously, guys, I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane. Am I right? Anyone? Is this thing on?

CAIRO — A Saudi passenger tried to smuggle a large number of reptiles, including cobra snakes and infant Nile crocodiles, out of Egypt in his luggage, Egypt's official Middle East News Agency reported Sunday.

The crime was committed by a Saudi, but a few months, George W. Bush will blame it all on Iraqis.

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