Q: Does correcting the off-handed historical allusions of anonymous drunks make me small-minded and petty, or just OCD?

A: Yes and yes.

So, dear self-satisfied girl: That was Churchill. De Tocqueville only said greed was the worst form of happiness except all the others that have been tried.

P.S.: From today's Quotes of the Day, Frank Zappa says it better: "Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff."

You may now return to your life.