Q: Seriously, who is burning down Greece?

A: I meant all week to link to this story in the Christian Science Monitor, Why is Greece on fire?, since it was the only reference I'd seen to this oddly ominous comment from Prime Minister Costas Karamanlis:

"So many fires breaking out simultaneously in so many parts of the country cannot be a coincidence."

By the terms of my 99% Doctrine, I only accuse the Bush administration of crimes I am 99% sure they committed, but my gut reaction here is MARK IT DOWN: Dick Cheney is burning down Greece to build condos.

Or that's what I was about to say, before just now when I noticed this odd comment from an anonymous reader:

True the answer may surprise you. I suggest you read the following article which provides an interesting explanation of these events

I have not yet read the story, but it begins, "Please read to the end of this article the answer who done it is given." The blogger identifies himself only as "Firecracker." Needless to say, I'm very excited. More on this story when I get to the part about Dick Cheney.

(But first, I'm going to go outside, so I can be with summer when it dies. Go Tribe.)

EARLIER: Is our homeland burning?