Q: Were you fooled by the rocks that she got, or do you acknowledge that she continues to be Jenny from the block?

A: Hey, look who decided to be famous again.


For some reason, the above magazine thing showed up in the mail with this week's New Yorker (and, apparently, all Conde Nast publications). Good thing, because I very nearly forgot Jennifer Lopez existed. Apparently someone still owed her a magazine cover from 2003, so this happened. Also, apparently corsets are the hot item for fall, 2007. I'm ordering mine right now.

You know this magazine must be cutting edge from how they say "ROCKS" right on the cover. Conde Nast is up on all the latest street jive.

But I can't help but be disappointed that Jennifer Lopez emerged from her fortress of solitude to announce her new album/film/husband/ whatever, because the original cover they'd planned rocked even rockier.