Q: Did you hear about the Morgans?

A: No? Eh, probably for the best. From what I gather, it's a pretty stupid story.

Better Q: Jew they know it's Christmas? (Wherein Paul Rudd first breaks out his uncanny Paul McCartney impression, David Wain auditions for Duran Duran, someone inexplicably namechecks Bernie Kosar, and everyone thanks God it's them instead of us.)