Q: Is the GOP a man trapped in a woman trapped in a man's body?

A: Moderate Republican Arnold Schwarzeneggar got terminated at his own state convention by Texas Gov. Rick Perry and a bunch of lunatic homophobe racists. [SF Gate]

Q: How did no one die in the Oakland highway tanker explosion?

A: Good thing it happened at 3:45AM. And that the tanker was being driven by Bruce Willis' character in Unbreakable.


But really this is just an excuse to post a song from one of the best albums of 2007.

Andrew Bird
"Fiery Crash"
Armchair Apocrypha [buy it], 2007

AP: Fiery Crash Collapses Bay Area Freeway

Speaking of the Bay Area, my aforementioned relocation has been postponed a bit. More news on that when I have it.

Q: Is our bloggers relocating?

photo via Thomas Hawk

Q: Really, Los Angeles Times? Did you have to go with "explodes"?

A: And don't even think about trying to pin this one on Brian Grazer.

LA TIMES: Rate of drug-resistant gonorrhea explodes

Q: Are you fricking kidding me?

A: Please, please make it stop.

Have I mentioned my plan to move to California in the very near future? Because, by the way,

I hate you, California.