Q: What are my top ten favorite George W. Bush moments?

A: They haven't happened yet. My top ten favorite George W. Bush moments will likely occur in succession on a single day in January, 2009. In the meantime, these ten — presented by David Letterman (via recorded segment) at this year's White House Correspondents Association Dinner — will have to do.



Sure, a Top Ten list's not as exciting as last year's WHCAD headliner, but as Wonkette points out, it could be worse.

RELATED: Letterman's "Top Ten" archives. Because no one actually watches Dave anymore, lest they miss you-know-who.