Q: Would you like to see China's hairiest man?
A: No, you don't. Seriously. You really don't want to see China's hairiest man. But thanks for asking.
(And just in case you're curious, it's not that he's nude, or involved in anything sordid, aside from being visible; it's entirely safe for work, at least in the sense that it can be considered safe for anywhere, which it can't, which is why you don't want to click here, trust me.) [via Scott]
Cousin Itt: Is not China's hairiest man
Anyway, China has like a billion starving people to worry about. Do they really have time to be going around figuring out who the hairiest person is? I mean, not that there was any competition. Because Jesus.
