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Showing posts with label i am a huge nerd. Show all posts

Saturday, September 1, 2007

Q: Does correcting the off-handed historical allusions of anonymous drunks make me small-minded and petty, or just OCD?

A: Yes and yes.

So, dear self-satisfied girl: That was Churchill. De Tocqueville only said greed was the worst form of happiness except all the others that have been tried.

P.S.: From today's Quotes of the Day, Frank Zappa says it better: "Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff."

You may now return to your life.

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Q: David Halberstam: Journalist...OR WAS HE!?

A: That's just what the Germans want you to believe!

INSIDEBAYAREA.COM: Reputed Journalist Killed in Crash

Okay, let's do our friends over at insidebayarea.com a favor and brush up on some vocab.

Reputed: putative: commonly put forth or accepted as true on inconclusive grounds; "the foundling's putative father"; "the reputed (or purported) author of the book"; "the supposed date of birth".
Saying David Halberstam was a "reputed journalist" suggests that his status as a journalist is in question. It's like saying, "Alleged Former President of Russia Dies of Heart Failure". It only makes sense if InsideBayArea hates David Halberstam.

(Which would be unthinkable, since Halberstam was one of the great truth-tellers in an age of "inoperative" statements, and a superlative chronicler of sports in an age of dumb white guys who don't know a goddamned thing about sports. His sudden accidental death is unquestionably tragic.)

David Halberstam, reporting for the New York Times in 1963, with Malcolm Browne and Neil SheehanReputed journalist David Halberstam, left, allegedly wore glasses while reporting from what he claimed was the Mekong Delta.


A certain unnamed sexy teenage friend of mine suggests that the copy editor here meant to use the adjective "reputed" as a form of the noun "repute," "the state of being held in high esteem and honor." But you can't just go around turning nouns into adjectives! IT WOULD BE MASS CHAOS!!!


KNBC: Police Kill Reputed Gang Member in Shootout

Alas, he was among our most esteemed Crips.


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