The Answer May Surprise You
Showing posts with label i turn my camera on. Show all posts
Showing posts with label i turn my camera on. Show all posts

Monday, December 11, 2006

Q: Am I going to win a Nintendo Wii?

A: Yes. There's really no surprise here; I am simply going to win this contest, using my heretofore untapped skills in camera-phone photoblogging.

The only question is what my award-winning story should be about. Any ideas?

Keep in mind, the entries are going to be voted on by nerds, so there'll have to be (1) references to how the PlayStation 3 sucks, (2) references to how the Zune sucks, (3) use of the word "pwnage," and (4) hot girls.
Opera Mini
On a related note, I just downloaded the Opera Mini Web browser onto my Sony Ericsson, and it's pretty sweet (and extremely easy to use). If you use your cell phone to access the Internet (or if you want to), check it out. Aside from the ostensibly pointless photo-sharing capabilities, it also features a handy RSS reader.

Use it to subscribe T.A.M.S.Y.'s hand-picked news wire, so you'll always have me around to control what you're allowed to look at. It'll be just like dating me!

On a related note, I just discovered that The Answer May Surprise You is available on the mobile Internet. Who knew!? Just Google "tamsy" from Opera Mini's homepage, or look for the link on simakis.com. If you're ever trapped under a collapsed building, now you how to use what little remains of your cellular battery.

Thursday, November 2, 2006

Q: Why, God, why?

Snow falls on Cleveland on November 2nd, 2006, for some idiotic reasonNo, but c'mon Dude, seriously: Why?

This kind of thing would be enough to make a man profoundly depressed. I mean, were he not already profoundly depressed.

It's just way too early in the year to be roasting this particular chestnut:


No one is suffering more, though, than my adorable wittle Jack O'Lantern, who's freezing his pumpkin-spiced ass off out there.

Frosty the Pumpkin Man was a jolly happy soulO'Lantern: Wishes he'd never been carved.

And through it all, he puts on such a brave face. Oh Jesus, what a trooper!!!