Q: Oh British press, what won't you say?

A: Lindsay Robertson thinks she's soooo special, just because she reads past the second paragraph of the stories she blogs about. WHO HAS THE TIME!?

In my previous post, though, I did forget about my rule not to pass along the insane gibberish of the British press, without confirming the story through a trustworthy (i.e., non-British) source. I couldn't be more embarrassed if I had been proven wrong about Osama bin Laden being dead. Which I won't be.

The Smiths
Bigmouth Strikes Again
The Queen is Dead, 1986

Q: How soon is now? What difference does it make? Was it really nothing, William?

A: Thomas Lennon and Ben Garant are making a Broadway musical based on the music of Morrissey and the Smiths. Yes, Thomas Lennon and Ben Garant of The State and Reno 911. [via Marah]

Lennon & Garant: They were looking for a job and then they found a job, and heaven knows they're musical now.

Lennon and Garant also wrote Taxi and The Pacifier, but shhhhhh.

Hopefully this means my close personal friend David Wain will help me realize my lifelong dream of bringing my Kinks musical to Broadway. Call me, Davey.