Q: Why is Bart Simpson not having a cow?

A: Because he employed the techniques learned in L. Ron Hubbard's "Dianetics" to manage his stress level.

On a related note, Simpsons voice talent Nancy Cartwright is a Scientologist. And like South Park's now-dead Chef, she is rumored not to take too kindly to Scientology jokes in Springfield, says TimesUK blogger Chris Ayres:

"The writers figured they could slip the joke past her," smirked my Simpsons insider. "But they were wrong. Nancy's line was something like, "Mormonism? That's the second freakiest religion in America!'. Nancy caught it, and she wasn't happy. We had to drop it."

Cartwright's publicist denied the story, which means it's probably true.

SO, YEAH: This was supposed to be a post with the newly unveiled trailer for the Simpsons movie... but then it got taken off of YouTube within like five seconds (damn you, Google, and your cripplingly effective copyright police!). So I guess you're just going to have to download it from Apple. Whatevs. T.A.M.S.Y. expects the movie to be the awesomeyest, even though that trailer relies pretty heavily on a stupid sight gag.