Q: How could political discourse in America possibly get any stupider?

A: It can't. It would be literally impossible.

UNTIL NOW.

• MySpace, MTV team on politics [Variety]

Q: Aren't you forgetting something, Facebook?

A: I really enjoy Facebook's sponsored polls, for their delightful combination of the unscientific and the idiotic. Except for today's, which is riveting.

Sponsored by Durex, presumably.

Still, I'm sort of confused because my answer, "Getting syphilis," isn't even offered. So I'm sponsoring my own poll, right here on the T.A.M.S.Y. sidebar. Remember to come back Monday for the results!

(OH GOD!!!, that's exactly what Planned Parenthood says in all my night terrors.)