Q: In Soviet Russia, wrist slits you?

A: Russian Firm Buys LiveJournal. [via apophenia]

Q: Will someone rush the reporters at the Fort Worth Star-Telegram their Pulitzer?

Because kudos to them for uncovering this shocking development.

• Foley reportedly made teens uncomfortable [Star-Telegram]

Wow. Apparently, not all teenage boys are wildly horny for aging Republican congressmen. Who knew?

OOPS: I just noticed this story was actually written by Washington Post reporters -- although their own headline was much less stupid.