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Showing posts with label time magazine. Show all posts
Showing posts with label time magazine. Show all posts

Thursday, December 21, 2006

Q: Uh, Jonathan, how does staring lasciviously at a Puma make that lady "sexy"?

if you see these words you're not seeing the video
I just saw this video for Jonathan Coulton's Flickr tribute via John. Even though everyone except me apparently saw it already last year, I'm posting it anyway because (a) as previously mentioned, I heart Jonathan Coulton, (b) Time's Person of the Year 2006 is YOU, BABY, YOU, and these photographs were all taken by you, especially the one with the cold sores, and (c) I'm a few hours behind schedule on my promise of eight posts. Oopsie daisy.

Sunday, December 17, 2006

Q: How am I celebrating being named Time's "Person of the Year"?

Time's Person of the Year 2006 is you, old lady
A: Same way as grandma here. Hookers and blow.

Time's Person of the Year is MEEEEEE. And some old bag.
[Time]

The blogging community is probably going to criticize Time for this decision. But then, the blogging community probably hasn't seen this lady knit.

Still, I can't help but feel like the success is going to her head.

GET YOUR GODDAMN HANDS OFF MY TIME PERSON OF THE YEAR AWARD, ASSHOLE